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The ability to send text messages from anywhere on earth is something new and gives relationships something they've never before … the ability to keep our relationships exciting, even if we are separated from our lovers.
Now it's hard to try to be creative and erotic on your own. While sometimes it just rolls out of the tongue, and thinking what to say is pretty easy. At other times, you can get a sexy message and be dumbfounded about how to respond.
Below is a list of dirty voicemail messages that should be used when you can not see the person you want and your goal is to let them think about you and the fact that they can not have you now.
Some of these dirty voicemails are fun, some are serious, so use them wisely and do not use them randomly. Sometimes humor when you have a very sexy chat can spoil the mood.
1. Hi. I'm gay.
2. I just thought about how great you are. And how awesome I am. Continue to work!
3. If you were a new citizen at McDonald's McDonald's Room!
4. You are so funny !!
5. I want you right now.
6. Your thinking is to turn me around!
7. Can you send me a photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
8. I can not wait to see you later
9. You're so hot
10. I love your body
11. I'm so hot and # I've been thinking about you all day
12. You make me want to do bad things for you … and myself;)
13. I'm so h * rd / w3t now
14. I would give something to be with you now!
15. I will wait for you later … naked;)
16. You Can Do What You Want
17. The Fact I Can not Have You Now Makes Me Like You MORE
18. What would you do to me?
19. I've never been so switched on!
20. I've Never Wanted Anyone Like I Want You
21. You're so hot going down on me 🙂
22. No one makes me like you!
23. I want you so bad that I do not see anyone else
24. I have never met someone who turns me like you!
25. You have the most beautiful $ on earth, is it real?
26. Hey, I just realized this, but you look great like my next boyfriend / boyfriend!
27. What are you wearing?
28. The body makes me happy
29. I do not have any underwear … Maybe I'll wear you later
30. Hi, I & # 39; ma thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
31. Can I please be your servant tonight?
32. Do you know, my hair and pillows are perfectly color-matched?
33. God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
34. I think I could fall badly in bed with you.
35. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
36. I wonder what our children will look like.
37. I would like to mention many orgasms after you!
38. I will cook you dinner if you cook breakfast.
39. I have a condom with your name on it.
40. Create this, you, me, bubble baths and a bottle of champagne.
41. What do you like for breakfast?
42. Why do not you surprise your roommate and do not come home tonight ???
43. Will you marry me for a night?
44. Can I buy you a drink or just want the money ?;)
45. Do not be so picky … I was not! Just kidding, I love you
46. You want me. I can smell it.
47. Damn ….. your ass is fine! Do you want to come to me?
48. You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.
49. I would lose my wallet just to see you now
50. I'm one of them and you could do whatever you want, and # 39; so bad you're not here
51. Do you have raisins? (No) What about date?
52. Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
53. Are you sleeping in your stomach? (yes / no) Can I?
54. You are so beautiful!
55. I say to Déjà vu last night again?
56. Hi. My name is (name). I will play your toy tonight.
57. Are you a girl? (No) Prove it!
58. My bedroom is a very interesting loft …
59. What did you think about me last night? Pretty great eh?
60. You are on a list of things I have to do tonight.
61. Oh God! Oh god! Just practice;)
62. Do you know how to use a whip? hehe
63. I'm drunk 🙂
64. Did not you tell me you wanted to sleep with me ??? I thought you knew!
65. Hey dear, do you want to get cheerful !?
66. Your place or mine?
67. You must come home with me tonight (Jedi mind)
68. I'm gay, think you can transform me?
69. I'm just looking for a friend with benefits (Uhm?) No no sex. A car, good stuff, etc. Get your mind out of the gutter.
As always, we had a lot of compilation of this list. We know we've missed large dirty numbers, so please feel free to comment on your favorite message.